The day Flip encountered Karma

Oh boy. What a day. Consider yourself warned: the below is an account of my stressful day and if you have a sympathetic bone in your body, you'll be quite distressed for me by the end of it. I decided to put a photo of a gorilla from the zoo up to brighten the post (it holds zero relevance to my day). Now, let me set the scene for you.

I arrived at my local tube station early this morning as per usual to head off to work. Anyway, we notice a visually impaired lady on the platform, so we allow her onto the carriage before us (to make sure she got a seat). Anyway, as we approached our destination, we got up and moved towards the door. As we were pulling in, I was fixing my coat up... and did an apparent flick of the head while doing so. As I momentarily flung my head back, I've clean headbutted her straight in the face. It was a forceful connection between the lower part of my skull and her entire face. I got such a fright I just jumped off the train without apologising. Apparently she didn't collapse, and Fran assures me that she did manage to recover quickly enough to disembark. The guilt was awful.... I want to see her to apologise now.

Karma came back to get me about 2 hours later when I was hitting the wards. I rode the service elevator up to the ninth floor and as the doors opened, I went to launch myself out only to find myself wedged to the door by a trolley and two nice men in blue uniforms. Yes, I had encountered another deceased person on the long elevator journey to heaven. I blocked my nose and held my breath while I quickly scooted past the trolley and the person lying under the big blue tarp of death.

I must say, by 12pm... I was feeling a little shaky. Hopefully, better days await. I'm got a good few days planned and will be heading up to Birmingham this weekend to see a friend and head out.

More (hopefully, less distressing) stories to come soon.

Give me a Rarrrrr!

Well, it's been a big weekend for this little muppet. Yesterday, I hit the zoo (London Zoo, that is...). Wow, they have some interesting animals. None moreso than some of the visitors. Aside from the crazy visitors, there were some very cool animals too. The highlights would be the meerkats (and Lauren, that REALLY hurts to say that), the tigers and the gorillas. The gorilla enclosure is fantastic. They just have a big clear glass wall between you and the gorillas. They are HUGE. I wanted one but logistics got in the way - ie. we have light coloured carpet, and the black fur would show up far too easily etc. I did consider thieving a meerkat, but they have sharp little teeth and could do real damage if we got into an argument over the last banana.

More news to come soon...

Prepare yourselves...

Flip is but 24 hours from seeing Orlando va va voom Bloom in the flesh! The trio of Fliss, Flip and Pip are going to see Orlando in 'In Celebration', on West End. Should be good... review to come (but will probably only consist of 'Oh, he was amazing...')

In other exciting news direct out of Flip's world: I have had holidays approved and I'm going to be hitting the big apple in November. I can't wait! It seems crazy to go all the way to the US when Europe is so close, but New York has been on my 'to go' list for quite some time, and it's so much cheaper to do it from London, than Brissie. So Europe can wait a bit longer.

Not much else happening over here except crap weather. This is the WORST Summer on record according to the locals. To be honest, my first week here was amazing... but it's pretty much been downhill since then (weather wise only). I thought Armageddon was on it's way when I looked outside on Friday. A couple of hours later, the skies opened up with the hardest rain I've ever seen (I suspect it would have caused bruising). After finishing work, I arrived at the tube station to find out that Chiswick Park had been closed due to flooding. Not a big problem ... we just hopped off early and walked, but in a country that sees as much rain as England, it's hard to believe the chaos some rain causes. Since then, the rain has just continued and the Thames has breached its banks in a number of places. Having a beer down by the river on Sunday, you certainly didn't need to be a... err, river expert, to know it was full.

We're not in Chiswick anymore Toto...

So, I'm starting to find my favourite little corners of London town. And yesterday, I found another. Camden Town. I think I'm a punk trapped in a non-punk body. This is one very cool place. I can't really do it justice but I'll grab more photos next time and add them. One small problem with Camden though is the threat of a painful death from the freaky punk you're trying to take a photo of. They don't like you taking photos of them. I'll see if I can talk one of the friendly death metal loving folk into it next time. If you never hear from me again, it's probably safe to assume they threw me into the Camden Lock never to be seen again.

In other exciting news, we were coming home late last night from the pub when one of the guys we were out with announces that I live just near Hugh Grant's parents! Now, how close you ask? Try about ten houses. Hugh parks in my street. I am an excited little puppy. One of these days... I am going to have my random celebrity encounter and I'll pass out with excitement and miss the whole damn thing.

Strangely, one of the highlights of last night was being in a car! I haven't been in a car in two months. Taxis are super expensive (a one way tube ticket sharing the carriage with 1000 of your closest smelly friends costs $10 Australian, so hazard a guess at the cost of a privately hired, spacious taxi), and to be honest... you just go everywhere on public transport over here. So, I lapped up the car experience and sat in the back like royalty (when in Rome...)

More stories to come my little amigos...

Old Friends in Old London town...

Woah, soppy title... but we can't all be creative word geniuses (geniui?).

Last night was a very cool night. I got to see my beautiful best friend Lauren for the first time in about 12 months and then after hitting the local chocolate shop, we headed out for some chinese with our super duper pals Luke and Jill before grabbing some drinks. All on a school night. Lauren (long dark dark hair) and I first met at school and went on to share a number of adventures including the Welsh Rugby World Cup team gym encounter. Luke (the boy) is the son of my Mum's best friend and old school pal and is also known as the 'Leader astrayer' of Flip in London and Jill (the blonde one) is another St John Fisher girl who is an all round champion living over here with her soon to be hubby. It was so very 1999 high school formal days.

Unfortunately, that night did come to an end, and today work started again. Blah. I'm heading out tonight to watch a game of football (that's wussy english speak for soccer). I don't know the slightest thing about football but I'm learning quite quickly (he's called a 'referee' not an 'umpire', just so you know).

Anyway, that's it for the public domain. More updates to come.

Puzzle Victory!

The past week has been a busy one at our little home. The cause of our business - a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle. Rana's been the team leader, Dean the persistant puzzle piece finder and me, well, I was more the vocal supporter. I'd say Rana covered 600 of the pieces, dean 380 and me, a solid 20. We've also had a number of helpers including Rana's girlfriend, one of Dean's friends and strangers we dragged in off the street.

Tonight was the night that all our efforts came together and the puzzle was formed. It was a big night. Rana and I were incredibly excited (see our happy, excited faces) while Dean was Mr Cool refusing to smile for our celebratory photos.

It is now 1 hour post completion and we're celebrating with a movie, popcorn and wine. Life in London is exciting.

Livin' like a local

So, after giving you an update on local outings, I thought it was time to tell you about Chiswick... my beautiful little English 'burb. Postcode: W4 (that's important to know over here). Chiswick is famous for a few things: 1) Being the home of a number of celebrities including Kate Beckinsale (for the boys) and Colin Firth (for the old fashioned girls), 2) being bombed in one of the wars 3) Chiswick House (a GORGEOUS estate, almost like a botanical garden, photos to come soon) and 4) one of the best chocolate shops in London.

Fortunately, I am within a 4 minute walk to both the chocolate shop and Chiswick Park to work off the chocolate I consumed on the way.

Chiswick is based around (get ready for a surprise) Chiswick High Street. Along Chiswick High Street is Turnham Green (a green = a common = a park). I live two minutes from the High Street, off the Green. Luckily for me and my Sunday morning pastimes, there is a church in the Green (see photos). Well, I think it's a church. All I know is that there are always people kicking soccer balls against the wall for practice and they classify football as a religion over here, so I guess it works out.

Flatmates include: an Aussie economist, a Russian lawyer and a Kiwi Physicist. It's a good mix and a happy house.

The beautiful river Thames (or not so beautiful depending on the pollution levels) is only a short walk... and a pretty spot (I'm quite the real estate seller here).

And on that note... I think I've sold Chiswick well. Adios until next time.

Ta Da! From South America to London!

Low and behold, the South American adventure continued and then ended. Unfortunately, you've missed those stories but there'll be plenty of UK based tales to keep you amused.

Wimbledon: Phwoar... there's some talent out at W19! I went in the first week with the delightful Luke and we ran around like excited little puppies watching Aussie Sam Stosur in the doubles, and then David Nalbandean (who dripped sweat all over me...OR, happened to walk straight past me at the point a rogue drop of rain fell on my arm...) before finishing with the highlight of my time in the UK thus far - watching Marcus Baghdatis in action. I then headed out again and this time, stumbled into the 'invite only' veterans day of the championships. I watched the Woodies in action on Court one before heading over and watching Pat Cash take on Goran Ivenisivich (sp?)

Tour de France: Phwoar... there's some talent out on the London streets! Unfortunately, you don't have a great deal of time to appreciate the athleticism of the riders because they go past so darn fast you're lucky if you see the blur of colour fly through. So, to state the obvious: these guys ride FAST. Fortunately, I was given a further glimpse into the world of cycling when I hopped onto the tube yesterday and found the guy sitting beside me holding on to his bike. Which, happened to be...wait for it...a PENNY FARTHING (sp?)! He, very sweetly, gave me the history of the bicycle and told me about the personalities of each of his EIGHT 'pennies' at home.

Other bits and pieces to bring you up to speed with London life to date:

• A trip to Oxford: Beautiful little city. One day I might pop back and teach their students a thing or two.
• A trip to a West End musical. Can't recall it's name... but it features music.
• A number of random encounters with people from home who I never realised were in London. Small world.
• Bombs: all over the place. Fortunately, the police are on top of things and life in London goes on as normal.

More news and photos to come as my memory catches up with the blog. Stay tuned!